Sunday, June 17, 2012

Guest Post 'Gravanza

After reading one too many rants about 90s nostalgia and zombies, I decided to give the readers a break and write a guest blog. If you've been an avid reader, you probably picture me as this overweight, food eating machine but on the contrary, I am a rather petite Vietnamese gal. I have no idea how I became such a foodie but it may be due to the generations of my people being deprived of meaty cows


and non-dog proteins that justify my current eating habits. I admit that I like to eat, but more than that I love the eating experience. So I'd like to share with you my most memorable food adventures.

Tiramisu in Tuscany. It was the summer right after college when a group of friends decided to embark on a month long tour through western Europe. Being unemployed at the time, we hosteled it.


Safe to say that'll never happen again.

Since it was such a beautiful day we decided to do a bike tour through the vineyards of Tuscany.

We drank wine along the way, but don't worry helmets were worn for safe measure.


Halfway through our tour we passed a farmer who for some reason was waving his hands vigorously at us. We cast him off as a crazy Italian and kept riding. Soon enough, the skies darkened and we got pelted with hail. We quickly sought refuge (please excuse the altered photo).


Sorry Italian farmer, we should have paid more attention to your hand waving.

Our guide finally came around with the van and we headed to lunch at a nearby restaurant. We were given a quick tour including the cheese and wine cellar.


Then it was time to eat. The real treat was the tiramisu dessert. However this was unlike any tiramisu I've ever tasted. You know, the super breaded lady fingers, stuffed with mascarpone cheese, topped with so much cocoa that you always tend to breath it in and makes you cough a little.


This Tiramisu was a loose custard. It was so rich and creamy, with just the right amount of sweetness from the grated chocolate on top.


The story goes that tiramisu was developed by Sienese pastry chefs in the late 1600s to honor Grand Duke Cosimo III De'Medici, who was known for his sweet tooth. It was especially popular among his courtesans, who took to calling it tiramisu or "pick me up." Nothing better than some pudding before intercourse. Then when mascarpone came into fashion, it evolved into what we know it as today. Hey, if the original was good enough for the duke, it is good enough for me. Anyway, fashion is so overrated.



Stay tuned for more food adventures...

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Sunday!

The SO has promised that her guest blog post will be completed by Sunday. Stay tuned for the hilarity or lack thereof.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Weekends in NYC

The SO and I have been making sure that we take full advantage of our time in NYC. Thus, our weekends are quite busy. Since I've been bad at updating this post regularly, the following is a selection of our activities over the last month or so.

About three weeks ago we attended the Taste of Tribeca. A 70+ restaurant food festival to benefit two public schools in the Tribeca area. A bit ridiculous considering that the public schools in Tribeca probably don't really need additional funds.
I wish I had more pictures of the food but the SO and I were busy stuffing ourselves with food. We got two tickets that allowed us to have 10 plates. This ended up being about 7 lunch items and 3 dessert. I thought 2 desserts was enough but my SO vehemently voted for 1 more dessert.

To offset the gluttonous weekends that represents our typical weekend we decided to do something to satiate our cultural hunger instead of our food hunger. Because we're cheap and I want to make sure we milk the SO's work benefits as much as possible we went to the MoMa.


The SO is viewing a pictorial history of all the descendents of a particular person. I could've paid more attention to the description of exhibit but, well, I didn't.

I am not a big fan of modern art. I'm not creative or artistic enough to understand it. Reading this description for Jackson Pollock's work made me realize how much I don't understand it.


This painting is supposed to show his technical prowess? Calligraphic, looping cords of color animate and energize every inch of the composition? It looks like he just splattered paint everywhere and called it a day. Art is meant to invoke commentary and discourse. I get that. But come on. Does the fact that I'm blogging about it somehow validate the painting's appeal? I also blog about Steven Seagal. Does that validate his existence? Didn't think so.





























Now for some reason at MoMa they had Van Gogh's Starry Night. I can actually appreciate this but it could also be that I've read and been taught more about it.

It looks like a cross? Bowing down to the Neon God?

This past weekend I went down to DC for a quick trip to say goodbye to one of my good friends from ESADE before he left for China.


The first thing that greeted me outside the DC Metro. I already felt welcomed. My friend said he saw that a car had plowed through the lobby of a building. He hypothesized that someone must've shot him while driving, he slumped over in the seat and proceeded to crash into the building. Or it could just have been that he had a heart attack and then plowed into the building but where's the fun in that explanation.


Since my bus got into DC about an hour late we had a later dinner at Zatinya, Jose Andres' take on Meditteranean cuisine. It was decent fare. Fairly inexpensive too. DC made me realize how freaking expensive NYC is. I love and hate you NYC.  


This bank right outside my hotel confused me. State Bank of India (California)? What are you? Okay Google had an answer. The State Bank of India is owned by the Government of India but the bank is headquartered in California to provide retail banking services in the US. I don't think the California is really necesssary.

The Washington Monument. The US's phallic momument to our First President. If I ever have a monument built to commemorate me I will definitely not choose a large, erect tower. I'm gonna go with a nice girthy round monument. Cuz you know, it's not the length of your monument it's the girth.


This is actually zoomed too. I always thought you could get closer to the White House but when I went they kept everyone about 1000 feet away.
I intended to visit some of the Smithsoniam Museums but the lines were ridiculous for some of the museums. Considering it was also 90+ degrees I had to settle for the less popular museums.
  

So, of course the Hirshhorn Musuem of Modern Art was empty. No lines whatsoever. No. Surprise. There. At least it was nicely air conditioned.

I saw that the Air and Space Museum was at the far end of the National Mall. I tried my luck and headed over to find that the line was only about 15 people deep. Score.

The main hall exhibited the pioneers of air and space travel.



They had a lunar module on display. So cool.
I was totally geeking out at seeing all the lunar modules and capsules from Apollo 11 and Apollo 17


They already had SpaceShip One, the first privately funded and managed space vehicle.

The Hubble telescope. Since the real Hubble telescope is still in space this is just a replica.


Some of the earlier rockets that propelled America to space. They had a very interesting exhibit about the Space War between the USSR and the US. Fascinating to learn that the reason the Russians couldn't get a human on the moon was because their rockets weren't powerful enough to propel the lunar modules far enough to get them on the tracjectory to the moon. USA USA USA!! 

Space suit.


Shuttle bathroom. I can't imagine the horror of zero gravity diarrhea. Am I the only one that worries about stuff like that?

The lunar module. They just took this from the set where they shot the moon landing.


Booster rocket. Power. Lots of power.



















The white vest worn by Gene Kranz of Apollo 13 fame.

 Popularized by the great Ed Harris. The vests worn by Gene Kranz were hand knitted by his wife.

The instrument panel for the Apollo era lunar modules. It's a tad bit complicated.


The first speciments in space were monkeys. They supposedly all came back alive.  


The Spirit of St. Louis piloted by Charles Lindbergh. So much aeronautical history.


This B52 is only one of 10 B-52s left from WW2. It served in the European and Pacific theatres. The Smithsonian is currently building a bigger air and space museum. This B-52 will actually be fully reassembled when they move to the larger space.

The Mitsubishi Zero. Feared by Allied pilots during the initial stages of the Pacific War due to its maneuverability and speed. How were they so fast and versatile? The metallic skin of this plane was super thin leaving minimal protection for the pilot and plane. I guess useful when the Japanese resorted to kamikaze attacks.  

Is it bad that I kinda wanted this to hang in my apartment.


Before passengers were considered cattle by the airline industry.


This is the real Wright Bros. plane. The actual plane that flew in Kitty Hawk. I could not believe it. This is the first freaking plane. They re-canvassed the plane in the 90s so that's why it looks new.


A propeller from the original plane.


The historical significance of this plane and the fact that I got to see it in person was just pure historical ecstasy for me. I am such a nerd.


The underside of the Apollo 11 module.

I was in the Air and Space Museum for a good hour and a half and probably could've spent another hour there. The next time I'm in DC with the SO, I'll have to revisit.


The Capitol Building. Laws and filibusters and stuff

For my final meal in DC my friend took me to Henry's Soul Cafe to get some soul food. Mostly all fried foods. Good stuff.

I got the 1/2 friend chicken, stuffing and mac and cheese.


I was trying to not overeat.


I ate all of it.

After a weekend of fatty foods I thought to myself what could I do to balance out my weekend.






















Started off with some Salt and Pepper Beef Ribs. Beefy.  

Next up was the Smoked Sausage. Smoky.

Pulled Pork Shoulder. Porky.

So that completes an overview of our weekends. The SO has promised me that she will write a guest post so I'm anxiously waiting for her to submit the draft. It'll probably take me some time to translate the SO's written manuscript into something remotely close to the English language so we'll see when that will go up. July? August? 2013?

Saturday, June 2, 2012

A zombie conspiracy

This makes me think there really is something up.

CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post



Uh huh. Sure CDC. Bet you are also not secretly working on a cure that you will only diztribute to the ultra wealthy.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The zombie apocalypse is upon us

I'm a big fan of zombie related stuff. I have a number of zombie video games, zombie survival books and zombie fiction.


In all my years of zombie fandom, I never thought the Z-pocalypse would come true but this disturbing chain of events leading to this horrific story of a man eating another man's face leads me to believe that something is afoot.

I was going to directly embed the link on here but I decided not to since its a bit disturbing and gory.



Here's the links:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

It's happening. Get your shotgun and tire irons ready folks it's zombie hunting time.

Japanese skills

I have no idea how this man is able to do this. He's like the a cirque d'soleil performers. I applaud you sleepy/drunk japanese businessman.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Transition time

So I've started this new role and it's the first time that I'm supervising people where I don't fully know the nitty gritty of what my direct reports do.

When I worked at Deloitte the transition process was very easy. I did Task A for the first year and Task B for the second year and in the third year supervised the 1st year and 2nd year staff who were now the ones doing Task A and Task B. This made it so that I fully know what had to be done and what I needed to look out for when it comes to reviewing reports

In my new role I get what's going on from a conceptual basis but I'm not 100 percent sure if things are truly correct. I think this is the first time in my life where I really had to let go and allow my team to deal with the day to day dealings and concentrate on the bigger picture.

It really surprises me how uncomfortable it feels to work on an 80/20 basis. Trying to focus on just the key areas and not relying on a fully detailed knowledge of operations is kinda like going to school everyday with a potentially faulty pant button You just never know when that button fails and you've just flashed the entire school.

I guess whether it's at work or on the school grounds all I can really do is flash a smile, grit my teeth and move on with my life. Let the people enjoy the show; a bit of laughter and gossip doesn't hurt anyone. Oh and all this as I celebrate one year with the company. Here's to another interesting year ahead.