Monday, April 4, 2011

ESADE Graduation Weekend - non sentimental version

Now that I've gotten the hokey sentimental stuff out of the way it's time to review the ESADE graduation weekend. Quick ad from our sponsors of this trip. Dad Inc. "Please. Get a job son. "A message brought to you by Dad Inc.  

And back from our commercial break. My dad was in the midst of his busy season so couldn't attend so it was just me and my mom for this trip. My mom lamented that this would probably be the last time we'd travel just the two of us. I think the only thing that would cheer her up these days would be a grandchild. I fear her guilt-tripping is enough to accidentally cause a pregnancy. 

In any case, as my parents had already come to visit me in Barcelona last November we saw no need to stay in town. The first full day we had we were off to Girona, a town about an hour outside of Barcelona.

The Onyar River cuts through Girona and separates the old town from the new town. Very similar to how Prague is laid out. The river keeps the riff raff out and maintains the character of the city, mumbles the yuppie Gironian while drinking his PBR. Oh wait, that's Brooklyn.

Wedding table card holders. The fact that I even noticed these must mean I'm somewhat paying attention to my wedding planning.

Once you get into the old town the streets get narrower and the buildings get older. Yes, I realize this is obvious.  


Some of the streets were pedestrian access only so it gave you the comfort of knowing you could look around without fear of getting run down by an irate Spaniard. 

Duck-fish? 

When we got there around 2pm the stores were shutting down for a siesta. The only stores open were restaurants so we decided to have lunch at Draps.

Funky-cool restaurant.
Everything was served family style but the servings were gigantic. We still finished the entire plate.

I went into an carb/olive oil induced food coma and forgot to take pictures of our main dish but gained consciousness in time for Catalan ice cream. It just tasted like cinnamon or as I like to call it Christmas-y

Cafe con leche with enough caffeine to jump start a car. 

My guess is that during the weekends and holiday times Girona gets packed with people. Because RyanAir uses the nearby airport as their Barcelona gateway there apparently are a lot of stag/hen parties organized in Girona. 

Architectural shots ahead.






The old city is like one giant Stairmaster. Those old Gironians must've had amazing glutes. I'm jelly.


The main attraction in...well any medieval city in Europe...the church. Built on the foundations of an old Roman temple, this current iteration still has portions dating from Roman times. 

My mom blazing the trail. 

Next to the church was this idling brook. It was very peaceful. 


In America this would be 1) a lawsuit waiting to happen. 2) completely enclosed so that people wouldn't fall off the bridge or slip under the handrails and fall into the river and 3) have signs posted everywhere about the cobbly nature of the bridge. Darwin cries at the lack of population thinning. 

My mom was amazed at this tree. I don't know what's so special about it but maybe I should have listened to her when she was telling me why. 

Shot of the church and the surrounding gardens. 

Wish I had taken an exterior shot but this is the Roman wall that surrounds the city. You can actually walk along the top of it. 


More lamps. 

My mom insisted that I take a picture of this. 

The day of our graduation was a typical beautiful Barcelona day. 

After the official graduation ceremony we headed off to Hotel Arts to attend our graduation dinner. Because this is Spain our dinner was to start at 10pm. 

11:15, when our entrée actually showed up. I got a beef dish that consisted of 5 slices of beef on top of salty risotto. At that point we were so hungry that people just gobbled up anything that was put in front of them. I'm surprised a riot didn't happen. The food was the only lowlight of our graduation activities. 

The next day was a free day but I signed us up for calcotada. Everyone arrived to ESADE on time to head out to the restaurant. Amazing considering the previous night most of us were out till 6am. 

Calcotada is the "gastronomical event held between the end of winter and March or April, where calçots are consumed massively." Calcots being green onions. Basically, it's a Catalan bbq. 

The former barn/villa that has now been converted to a restaurant. 

Our giant bus to accommodate the 41 people attending the Calcotada. The bus driver demonstrated amazing technical skills. The road leading up to the restaurant was probably only half a foot wider than the bus. Once we got there we broke out into applause because the driver managed not to kill us or destroy other vehicles. 

That was the road that the bus had to navigate. Cars on both sides. If it wasn't a car on one side it was a cliff. 

The Calcotada menu. 

When i was uploading all my photos I noticed this menu was kinda odd. Why is the building burning? Is that the Eye of Sauron looking down upon us? The artist seems troubled. We just want some bbq man. 

The gigantic pieces of bread they give you. Since the calcots are kinda all-you-can eat so the crafty restaurateurs made sure you got full from cheap carbs. Sunglasses to show scale. 

The calcots finally arrived after about an hour. 

The remnants of the calcots. You're supposed to peel the outer burnt layers of the calcots and eat the delicious inner portion. After the peeling it's dropped straight into the mouth for your consumption. Since the outer skin is burnt your fingers get all charcoal-y unless you wear gloves. I'm a real man so I didn't wear gloves. Definitely felt like I asserted my masculinity there. 

View from the back terrace. The many different looks of Barcelona. 

Of course the calcots weren't the only thing on the menu. This is a BBQ. This is Spain. THIS IS SPARTA!! 

We had pork, lamb and mysterious sausages. It was delicious. The rest of the night was one long goodbye to all my classmates. Cramped into a tiny bar in El Born, we reminisced, talked about our futures and planned the next reunion. Just more memories to cap an amazing 2 years. I'll definitely miss everything about it. 

Real life ahead. 

Saturday, April 2, 2011

ESADE Graduation Weekend

The dream is over. For the past 2 years I've been shielded from the harsh realities of the real world and have been safely cocooned in the shelter of business school. From Barcelona to Ann Arbor, Michigan I've burrowed my head in studies, socializing and pontificating with my classmates about the failures of Spanish bocadillos. Now that I'm done, what did I learn? Well, in no particular order and in a very superficial introspective view. 
  • I am absolutely lucky to have such a wonderful and amazing SO. She is everything I am not and more.
  • I am highly dependent on Japanese food to survive. 
  • There's always a reason stereotypes exist. I'm looking at you, you Germans.
  • I cannot make a solid presentation without making people laugh. 
  • You cannot beat a solid American/English breakfast as a way to cure a hangover. 
  • Spanish food is only good for about 3 weeks. After that you just get bored of eating oily, salty food.
  • Apres ski. My new favorite thing.  
  • The Midwest is freaking cold. Really freaking cold. Think cold and multiply that by 100.
  • I've retained a bare minimum of academic knowledge from my classes. This includes my classes at Ross. I was never a good student. 
  • Life sometimes just works out. There really is no sense in freaking out and obsessing over the details. Gotta adapt to the changes and just maintain that big picture view and prioritize your needs/wants.  
Over the course of the past 1.5 years my ESADE classmates and I have gone through a lot. "Moral hazzard" - "Once you go black..." "Innnnovation...hehehe"...*pointing to Spanish person* Who was the CEO of ____ from 1967-1972. How do you not know this? You are SPANISH." and everything in between. 

All the experiences bonded us over time. We started off as complete strangers from across the world and now we've all dispersed to the far corners of the world, but as family. Our emotional goodbyes and see ya laters were tough. I get teary-eyed thinking about it. But, as I head off to my new adventures in NYC I know that everyone is still out there. My family. Waiting for the next time we all meet again and relive those memories of our time together. I will miss you all. Thank you for everything. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun

After the awesome song posted in my previous post, here's one to absolutely kill all faith in current mainstream music.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

"Ohhhh. Ching chong ling long ting tong"

My undergraduate alma mater has been in the news lately thanks to a video that was uploaded by a UCLA student. She complains about the hordes of Asians in the library who talk loudly on their cellphones in their mysterious ching chong dialogue. As expected it sparked a multitude of angry responses and the pitchforks and torches were brought out to crucify this girl. I'm not gonna get into a debate about racism so I'll keep my thoughts to a minimum.

Personally, I feel that what the girl said was idiotic and represents the problems of having gross generalizations of other races. But seriously, everyone does that. As noted by a friend of mine (paraphrasing here) "If youtube and video uploading were given to our parents, people would be appalled as to what Asians think about other races." Admit it. Deep down inside we're all a bit racist. We say stuff about other races. We've probably done similar gross generalizations of races that this girl did. We just weren't dumb enough to post it on youtube.

I like this guy's response to the whole thing. Instead of writing a lengthy diatribe about the evils of white society and the perils of racism, why not just write a funny song. 


Monday, March 14, 2011

A Taste of Tennessee

So my job search has taken me to some interesting places in the US. Two weeks ago I found myself in Nashville, Tennessee for an interview with a multinational CPG company.

I was put up in the ALoft in Franklin, Tennesee.














Really nice place. The guest profile did not match the demographic that they were trying to cater to. The place just seems appropriate for some fist pumping doucheness but it was full of middle aged men who think Ed Hardy is one-third of a crime fighting sibling unit














My room. I question the interior designer who thought cowhide would be a cool headboard. 

I chatted up the person at the rental car counter and got her recommendation as to where to get some good ole Tennessee BBQ. 














Her recommendation was Bar-B-Cutie. Go to the link and click "Locations". Notice anything strange? Seemingly normal geographic distribution of restaurants. Smyrna, Tennesee. Actworth, Georgia. Allen, Texas.Valencia, Spain. Uh....what? How do you go from the mid-Atlantic and South to Spain? There's 2 locations! I swear the owner's kid must have studied abroad in Valencia for a semester and the owner decided, hell let's find a franchisee there. 














The food was good. I managed to get over the Spain thing and enjoy my copious amounts of meat. It's all meat. I swear the potatoes and beans were made from some meat by-product. 














Manners and decency go out the door when you're eating BBQ. Hands and large paper towels. That's all you really need. 

After my interviews I had some time before my flight so I decided to check out Music City aka Nashville.














Large selection of cowboy boots. Perfect for some honky tonk line dancing. Yee-haw!














Plenty of record shops and music bars to delight any country music fan. All 10 of them.

Another place I was recommended was Jack's BBQ.

The man at the counter was gruff to say the least. Whatever happened to Southern hospitality? It's funny because it's one of the complaints on Yelp.

The menu. A minimalist BBQ menu. I love BBQ joints' definition of vegetable sides. 

From Jack's menu:
Potato Chips
Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Potato Salad
Vegetable and Salad Du Jour
Mac & Cheese, Corn
Green Beans, Apples. 

Growing up I would've never had a problem eating my vegetables if those were considered vegetables. I'd also be disgustingly obese but that's another matter. 

 I got the Texas Beef Brisket sandwich with green beans and mac and corn. The brisket was amazing. So soft and tender. Everything else was just okay. The corn looked like someone ate corn and then threw it up. 

Me living in Tennesee. When pigs fly! Damn.

The eclectic interior decor of Jack's. It's doing that inside/outside thing that has become a staple in so many kitschy restaurants. 

On my flight over I was reading the American Airlines magazine and it did this profile of a cool print shop called Hatch Show Print. Started in 1875, the company has been making posters for movies, circuses and most notably, concerts. 

Everything is hand-pressed and rolled off these gigantic wooden printing presses. 

Some of the posters on the wall. 

A Hatch Show poster. This style has become iconic and can also be pointed to as the basis for the Obama poster. 

Hope is not what I have for this couple's fashion sense. 

Where Vince Young pouts and tries to live up his hype and expectations. About as successful as Kim Kardashian's music career or the Nintendo Virtual Boy

The Nashville skyline. It's kinda skyline-y. It has tall buildings here and there. Sort of. 

So this recruiting trip actually took place during my spring break in LA. On the way back from LA to Detroit I made the disastrous decision to fly with Spirit Airlines. I will never ever fly them again. Spirit was exactly the opposite of what I had when flying on on their planes. I wanted to shoot myself. I will go over my list of complaints. 

1) No airport kiosks. You had to actually wait in line, see an attendant, get your passes and check your bags. Who does that? A company that gives you an option to print out your boarding pass online if you pay an annual fee to become a Spirit member. I'd rather donate money to Osama Bin Laden's campaign to wipe America off the planet. 

2) Their "terminal" at LAX. 

It's depressing. It's small. 

And the absolute kicker. 

What the fuck is this? I'm 5'7. My knees should not be touching the back of the seat in front of me. I couldn't even open my laptop because the tray wouldn't flatten because my legs were in the way. I'm short and this was bothering me. What happens if you're medium hit and medium build? Do you just squeeze yourself into the seat and pray deep vein thrombosis doesn't kill you before you land? God, I hate this airline. I honestly hope it declares bankruptcy and the people who run this shit airline are forced to sit in their planes and fly back and forth from LA to Sydney. 

Okay I think I feel a bit better now. Yeah so that was my Tennessee trip. This week I'm off to Chicago for my last interviews and then it's B-A-R-C-E-L-O-N-A for graduation. 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

A little humor

This is so spectacularly awesome I honestly have no words to describe it's awesomeness.

Some highlights

"I'm not afraid to get sand in my tuxedo if you don't mind let the wind mess your hair up a bit when I take the top down" 
"No fatties"
"I'm a 25 year subscriber to Playboy and the New Yorker"
"My favorite food is pizza...and sugar and spice and everything nice."
"I will cry at a commercial"
"I am interested in all phases of data processing"


Video of tsunami

Some of the shots look like it came from the movie 2012

Friday, March 11, 2011

The power of communications.

You don't want to be waken up to messages asking about whether your family is okay or not. Early morning EST a 8.9 magnitude earthquake shook Japan. Since pretty much my entire family lives in Japan this is really not fun news to wake up to. 

Call my mom in NYC and she is already hitting the phone lines making sure everyone is okay. Tells me that my dad isn't picking up his phone and not answering his emails. He was on business in Tokyo/Nagoyoa. Awesome. 

Get a call a couple minutes later from my mom that my mom's side has all been accounted for. No injuries. Helped that they weren't near a coast but since they live 2 hours from Tokyo the earthquake did shake them quite a bit. 

Text at 7:30 stating that my dad finally checked in and my grandparents in Tokyo are fine. They were actually vacationing at a seaside resort called Izu but weren't affected by the tsunami. 

Thank god. Watching the news and video footage it's amazing that more people weren't injured or killed. My thoughts are with everyone in Japan who is still trying to find out news about loved ones. 日本の皆さんお大事に。
 

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I'm BAACCKKK

After a lengthy delay thanks to my 1.5 year old Dell laptop refusing to boot, I am back with posts to provide you with visual and textual delight. That's TEXTual delight you sick freaks.

The past 2.5 weeks saw me in Mammoth Lakes, Los Angeles, Nashville, LA again and now back in Ann Arbor. Throw in two take home finals during that time too and I was somewhat busy. Only somewhat though. I'm a 2nd year MBA. We're in coast mode. 

Anyways, after an uneventful trip back to LA, my first weekend was spent in beautiful Mammoth Lakes, CA. Our friends booked a wonderful cabin about 10 minutes from the slopes. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath with an outdoor hot tub. The place was ridiculous. The only thing it lacked was heat. More about that later. 














The dining room area, which we actually used to eat dinner. Aren't we civilized?














The living room. I'd say the decor could be characterized as cabin-chic? Or rustic luxury? I should write for  Log Cabins and Mountain Homes Magazine. 














Where the magic doesn't happen. 














When we first arrived on Friday night, the first order of business was to turn the heat on so that the cabin could be warmed up. With the introduction of centralized heating, this would've been an easy task. Flip the switch and Voila! heat. Unfortunately, the Voila resulted in just cold blasts of air. Numerous calls and emails to the owner went unanswered so we resorted to warming ourselves up the old fashioned way. Fire. Lots of it. Needless to say, this only warmed up the living room area so the bedrooms were mini refrigerators. The maintenance people came to fix the furnace on Saturday so it was fine afterwards but it was a fun way to start the trip. 

In any case, on Friday night we gave up on trying to warm ourselves up and headed to dinner with some friends who were also in town. 














We figured we'd keep with the fire motif and order some flambe for dessert.   

So Saturday on the slopes was a bit rough. Snow and wind limited visibility and it was pretty damn cold. I didn't even bother taking pictures because my concentration was on staying warm and not getting frostbite. How I stay alive in Michigan I have no idea. 


Sunday was a different story. Blue skies and minimal wind. A truly epic day of snowboarding. As the cool kids say it, it was a day to shred the gnar. 


Looking up from Eagle Express. 


Check out how much snow there is. The eagle is NOT life sized. 


The SO in full gear. I definitely need a helmet for next year. I've concussed myself at least twice while snowboarding and I don't think I have many brain cells left.














Wide open runs. It's what I love about Mammoth. The mountain is so damn big that it distributes everyone to a point where you're not slamming into people left and right. Allows me to catch an edge and eat it at my own leisure. SHRED THE GNAR!!! I don't even know what that means. 














After a day of snowboarding I treated myself to some glorious Bud Light. Not to be mistaken with urine although it looks similar and *supposedly* tastes similar. I don't get it when people announce that things taste like piss or crap. Have they eaten/drank it before and thus can use the experience as a worthy barometer to the beverage/food? Why would they admit such thing? I know it's not literal but at some point someone has to wonder why that phrase even originated. 














They had flags. Lots of flags. Colorful flags. 














The Mammoth Mountain mascot. As you probably guessed, it's a mammoth. 

Well that was post 1 after my long break. I agree that it was definitely not a very funny or witty post. Hopefully, the next one lives up to your expectations. My suggestion is that you don't expect much and imagine a trained monkey bashing keys together to magically come up with words and sentences. 

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Broken

My hard drive went kaput so I'm without my laptop. On a loaner one so posting will have to be temporarily interrupted until I get a new laptop. Lo siento folks. I am now accepting paypal donations for a new laptop.