This Friday is ESADE's Gastrofest 2009.
A gargantuan gastronomic gala guaranteeing gluttony. Alliterate that! Sentences like that are why my SO thinks I'm a major dork and why she shakes her head in shame when I proudly say stuff like that in public.
Anyways, as a testament to the school's diversity the following countries will be represented at Gastrofest.
1. Brazil
2. Canada
3. France
4. UK
5. Venezuela
6. Middle East
7. Peru
8. Northern India
9. Southern India
10. USA
11. Japan
12. Korea
13. Guatemala
14. Catalunya
15. Spain
16. Switzerland
17. Germany
18. Mexico
19. Russia
Team America, which I am proudly part of, will be serving a smorgasbord of American fine dining. It's our way of showing the world why Americans are so fat. Fat people say it's because of genes or a thyroid problem but it's really because we eat double patty chiliburgers with onion rings and a diet coke. I can say this because I used to be a fatty. All throughout my childhood I got to wear the "husky" size clothing. Whoever decided that husky was a nicer way of saying fat really needs to be drowned in lard.
I've hit my self imposed two tangent limit. The next post will either be a celebration of America's victory at Gastrofest or a plea for help in overcoming food poisoning. It's going to be GASTRONOMICAL!
(I won't say how long it took to come up with that.)
I've hit my self imposed two tangent limit. The next post will either be a celebration of America's victory at Gastrofest or a plea for help in overcoming food poisoning. It's going to be GASTRONOMICAL!
(I won't say how long it took to come up with that.)
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